Knocked Up

Boob count: 5+
Boob time: little
Girls: Emerson Riley, Stormy Daniels, Nautica Thorn

Knocked up is a hilarious situation, when it's somebody else. In the case of the movie it's very funny with Seth Rogan (you know him from The 40 Year Old Virgin) in his first starring role. There are a ton of needless cameos. Katherine Heigl is hot before the oddly shaped basketball in her belly develops. She never gets naked but keep your eyes peeled for a couple strippers (Stormy Daniels and Nautica Thorn) in Vegas that make you want to hop on the next flight out of town.

Warning: dudity
Bottom line: Hilarious movie, as long as you're not living it!